theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

i keep gaining a follower and then hours later i lose a follower so im back at 200 followers

555555555:

mm those are some tasty looking doughnuts

did-you-kno:

Source

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

trenchgun:

sex playlist:

• german naruto opening
• *shinji screaming*
• stock sound effect of an elephant
• rockstar by nickleback
• “anime” by soulja boy
• a 6 year old boy making fart noises
• monks chanting
• obama

thecakebar:

Beautiful Lavender Cake Balls Tutorial

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

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guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves