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how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
Those awkward moments when your parents have road... →
funniest10k: And you’re just sitting there like: “Uhhhh should I be afraid?”